"I went to see Chubby Brown last week. He said some outrageous things, so I started heckling and shouting abuse. Then I was told by security that sort of behaviour wasn't tolerated at Prime Minister's Questions…"
One entrepreneur says to another: "I've just been in the Far East prospecting for gold." "Japan?" asks the second entrepreneur. "Gosh, no," he replies. "I used much more scientific methods."
Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered with hundreds and thousands. Police say that he topped himself.
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